1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. 2 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,830 My name Borat. 3 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:25,542 I like you. I like sex. 4 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,003 It's nice. 5 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,881 This my country of Kazakhstan. 6 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,925 It locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan 7 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,884 KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN 8 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:34,176 KAZAKHSTAN 9 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:34,760 KAZAKHSTAN KYRGYZSTAN 10 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:35,469 and assholes Uzbekistan. 11 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:35,761 KAZAKHSTAN 12 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,846 KAZAKHSTAN UZBEKISTAN 13 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,432 This my town of Kuzcek. 14 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,685 This Urkin, the town rapist. 15 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,772 Naughty, naughty. 16 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:50,609 Over here, our town kindergarten. 17 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:53,779 And here live Mukhtar Sakanov, 18 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,573 town mechanic and abortionist. 19 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:01,620 This my house. Entry, please. 20 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:04,706 He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. 21 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,917 He is pain in my assholes. 22 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:10,587 I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. 23 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,382 I get a step, he must get a step. 24 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,635 I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. 25 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,637 Great success. 26 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:21,306 This is Natalya. 27 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,356 She is my sister. 28 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:33,861 She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. 29 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,487 Nice. 30 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,948 This is my mother. 31 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:41,201 She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek. 32 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:46,039 She is 43. I love her. 33 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:50,878 And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring. 34 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,796 What you say about me, you skinny piece of shit? 35 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,047 Not now, please. 36 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,465 Why don't you do something useful and dig your mother a grave. 37 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,302 Come in here, please. Ignore. 38 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:02,639 And this is where I lives. My bed. 39 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,810 This is a VCR recorder. 40 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,771 And this play cassettes. 41 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:13,066 Now I show you outside from my houses. 42 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,571 My hobbies, Ping-Pong, 43 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,586 sunbathe, 44 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,344 disco dance, 45 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,433 and on weekends, I travel to capital city 46 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:49,728 and watch ladies while they make toilet. 47 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:57,903 My profession, work as a television reporter for Kazakhstan. 48 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:59,780 Please, you see. 49 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,451 THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004 50 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,830 Here comes the Jew. 51 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,376 It's a big one this year. 52 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:20,259 Whoaaa... He nearly got the money there. 53 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,428 Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew. 54 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,142 She's stopped. 55 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,895 Is she? Is she? 56 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,439 Here it comes. 57 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,067 She's laid a Jew egg. 58 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:43,365 Go kids! Crush that Jew chick before he hatches! 59 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:50,205 Although Kazakhstan glorious country, it have problem too. 60 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,583 Economic, social and Jew. 61 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:59,464 This why Ministry of Information have decide to send me to U.S. and A, 62 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:04,553 greatest country in the world, to learn lessons for Kazakhstan. 63 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:09,808 I will travel with most venerable producer, Azamat Bagatov. 64 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,268 Azamat. 65 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,894 No, not film me! Film him. 66 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,803 Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only. 67 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,977 Doltan, I'll get you a new arm in America. 68 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,687 I go to America! 69 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,654 America! 70 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,701 Wave goodbye to your clock radio, asshole! 71 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,919 If you cheat on me, I will come over there 72 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,545 and snap off your cock. 73 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:48,907 JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT New York City 74 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:53,036 l arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars 75 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:57,082 and a jar of Gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS. 76 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,716 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 77 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:10,095 Hello, my name Borat. 78 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:12,848 I not American. I new in town. 79 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,851 Nice to meet you. 80 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,727 Hello, nice meet you. 81 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,856 Hey, what your name? 82 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,400 My name is mind your own fucking business. 83 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:26,945 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 84 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:29,114 Oh, hello. Nice meet you. 85 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:30,991 My name Borat. 86 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:32,409 - What's happening? - Nice meet you. 87 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:35,203 Get the fuck out of here before I break your jaw, bro. 88 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,998 - Yo, step the fuck off, bro. - Okay. Okay. 89 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:41,126 - You're fucking with the wrong one, man. - Okay. Sorry. 90 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,630 Oh, shit. Okay, okay, wait. 91 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,841 I get it. Please, relax. 92 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,635 I'll get him! Careful, he bite. 93 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,680 - Hey, man, what are you doing? - Okay, relax. 94 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:56,224 Okay. Okay. 95 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,853 Okay, okay, relax. 96 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:02,606 Okay. Okay, wait. 97 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,275 Okay, no problem. Sorry. 98 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:13,325 Welcome to the Wellington Hotel. 99 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:14,451 Do you want to pay for the entire stay now? 100 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:15,619 GUY BORGES Manager, Wellington Hotel 101 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:18,663 - I pay for one night. How much? - Fine. 102 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:23,502 One night is $117.13. 103 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,295 We'll call it 85. 104 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,964 No, we can call it 117. 105 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,259 Let me get the door for you. Come on in. 106 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,928 Very nice. 107 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,309 Very nice room. 108 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,645 We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on. 109 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,689 You might want to repack. We're gonna be moving again shortly. 110 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,650 I will not move to a smaller room. 111 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:49,611 Sir, this is your floor. I'm gonna take you to your room. 112 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,738 - This is not my room? - This is the elevator. 113 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,615 It takes you to the floor where your room is. 114 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,829 Nice. Nice. 115 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,835 King in the castle. King in the castle. 116 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,256 I have a chair. I have a chair. 117 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,217 Oh, go do this. Go do this. King in the castle. 118 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,563 Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat. 119 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,064 I am new in town. 120 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,858 - Get away from me. - I just... I kiss you, say hello. 121 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,546 It arrive. 122 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,923 Hello, my name Borat. I am new in town. 123 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,718 - I say hello and I... - Do not touch me. 124 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:57,596 - Do not get near my face. - I kiss you. 125 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,390 Yeah, you kiss me, I'll pop you in the fucking balls. 126 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,516 What mean, "Balls"? 127 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,436 Very nice. 128 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,402 Very nice. How much? 129 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,280 Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat. 130 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:18,950 Get away! What are you doing? 131 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,495 Wait, I want to say hello. What is the problem? 132 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,258 This has been most happiest day of my lifes. 133 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,178 l was very excite to start my reportings. 134 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,431 America is known for its sense of humor. 135 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,142 UN survey say Kazakhstan have 98th lowest humor. 136 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:46,728 We must improve. 137 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,690 Hurry, hurry. 138 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,694 Just dry him, no hand relief. 139 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:58,740 How is my back pussy? 140 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,034 Not bad. Moist. 141 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,036 So what time this interview? 142 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,954 Soon, my friend. 143 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,338 Gently. 144 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,133 Enough! 145 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:20,637 - Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty. - Hello. 146 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:21,930 PAT HAGGERTY Humor Coach 147 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,015 - Nice meet you. Borat. - Nice to meet you. 148 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,018 Should I make a joke about my mother-in-law? 149 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,771 Yes. In America, that's a very popular joke. 150 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,315 - Do you have a mother-in-law joke? - Yes. 151 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,778 I had sexy-time with my mother-in-law. 152 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,655 - A what time? - Sexy-time. 153 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,491 I made sexy-time with my mother-in-law. 154 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:44,828 - You had sex with your mother-in-law? - Yes. 155 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,372 I don't think that Americans would find that funny. 156 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,541 - No, it is not a joke. - Yeah. 157 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,210 We're talking about humor. 158 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,546 Yes, you asked me about my mother-in-law. 159 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,257 Do you have a joke about her? 160 00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:00,009 No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law? 161 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,598 Do you ever laugh on people with a retardation? 162 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:09,936 Here in America we try not to make fun of 163 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,022 or be funny with things that people don't choose. 164 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:18,778 But perhaps you have not seen someone with a very funny retardation. 165 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:24,659 My brother, Bilo, have a very funny retardation. 166 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:30,415 Mental retardation causes a lot of pain and hardship for a lot of families. 167 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:35,920 Sometime my sister, she show her vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say, 168 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,758 "You will never get this! You will never get this!" 169 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,094 He behind his cage, crazy, crazy. Everybody laugh. 170 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,013 She go, "You never get this!" 171 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:49,601 But one time, he break cage and he get this. 172 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,186 And then we all laugh. 173 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,645 High five! 174 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,523 Now... 175 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,781 No, that would not be funny in America, okay? 176 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,825 What is "not" jokes? 177 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,704 A "not" joke is when we're trying to make fun of something 178 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,917 and what we do is we make a statement that we pretend is true 179 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:17,754 but, at the end, we say, "Not," which means it's not true. 180 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,172 So teach me how to make one. 181 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:22,258 - All right, what color is your suit? - This suit is gray. 182 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,927 Gray, I would call it blue, okay? 183 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,553 - It's gray. - All right, it's blue-gray. 184 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,306 But it's certainly not black, right? 185 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,100 - Let's say it's gray, but... - It is gray. 186 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,146 Okay, so a "not" joke, I would say 187 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,149 "That suit is black. Not!" 188 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,486 This suit is not black. 189 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,322 - No, no, "Not" has to be the end. - Oh, okay. 190 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,533 This suit is black not. 191 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,452 This suit is black, pause... You know what a pause is? 192 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,831 - Yes. - This suit is black. Not! 193 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,167 This suit is black. Pause. Not. 194 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,253 No, you don't say "pause." 195 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,088 This suit is black. 196 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,174 That's a pause. Not! 197 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,635 This suit is black. 198 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,930 Okay... 199 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,850 - I don't... I'm not... - Not! 200 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,858 Everybody say U.S.A. television much better 201 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,986 but this I watch for three hours, do not change. 202 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,696 There's a remote control here. 203 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,282 Push these two arrows to change the channel. 204 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,536 I got him, I got him, I got him! 205 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,707 I have the urge to bury something else. 206 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,875 Yes! 207 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,171 - I love you. - I love you too, Jamie. 208 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,965 I love you. 209 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,905 - Do you believe in magic, Miss... - Parker, C.J. 210 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,699 It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J. 211 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,915 Be careful! Be careful, C.J.! 212 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:21,753 This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I had ever seen. 213 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:26,758 She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls 214 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,344 and the asshole of a 7-year-old. 215 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,389 For the first time in my lifes, 216 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,099 l was in love. 217 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,689 Get up! Get up! 218 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,900 Why aren't you ready! 219 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,652 We have people to interview today. 220 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,736 I understand. 221 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,948 Learn what you can from this women's group. 222 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,951 - My hair? - It's beautiful. Don't worry. 223 00:15:55,871 --> 00:16:00,541 In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place 224 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,419 except for in brothel or in grave. 225 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,840 In the U.S. and A., many womens meet in groups called Feminists. 226 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,175 I find more. 227 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,804 VETERAN FEMINISTS OF AMERICA 228 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,806 So, what means this feminism? 229 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:19,811 It's the theory that women should be equal to men 230 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:23,314 in matters economic, social... 231 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,650 - Now you are laughing. - Yes. 232 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,652 Well, that is the problem. 233 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,363 Do you think a woman should be educate? 234 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,739 Definitely. 235 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:36,160 But is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man? 236 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,495 That is wrong. 237 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:41,457 But the government scientist, Dr. Yamak, prove it's the size of squirrel. 238 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,251 Your government's scientist? 239 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,045 - Yes, Dr. Yamak. - He's wrong. He's wrong. 240 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,589 Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face? 241 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,552 Well, what you're saying is very demeaning. 242 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,263 - Do you know the word "demeaning"? - No. 243 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,181 We are saying to you... 244 00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:01,144 l could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. 245 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:07,900 All I could think about was this lovely woman in her red water-panties. 246 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,028 Who was this C.J.? 247 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,614 Last night I see in my hotel room 248 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,452 a woman called C.J. on the television. 249 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,537 - Do you know her? - No. 250 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,915 She from a town called Baywatches. 251 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,710 - She's just on television. - Her name is Pamela. 252 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,713 - Do she live here in New York City? - She lives in California. 253 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,215 - In the California. - He's gonna look her up. 254 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,800 Okay, can we finish now? 255 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,677 Listen, pussycat, smile a bit. 256 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,431 - All right. That's it. I'm done. - We're finished. We have to leave. 257 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:45,897 Although I was obsessed by this C.J., I could not pursue her 258 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,816 or else my wife would snap off my cock. 259 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,156 Mr. Sagdiyev? 260 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,034 - Yes? - I have a telegram for you. 261 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,661 - You can read? - Yes, I can. 262 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,457 "Dear Borat Sagdiyev, 263 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,376 "your wife, Oxna, 264 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:12,965 "was walking your retarded Bilo in the woods 265 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,886 "when a bear attacked and violated and break her. 266 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,263 "She is now dead." 267 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,766 You say my wife is dead? 268 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,852 This is what it's... 269 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:36,405 Yes, sir. I'm sorry to inform you, but that's what the telegram says. 270 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,951 High five! Great! 271 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,426 What do you mean, California? 272 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,304 I have arranged all our filming for New York. 273 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,641 But we need to leave New York to find the real America: 274 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:07,103 rodeos, cowboys... It will be better for our documentary. 275 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,647 But why California? What's there? 276 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,402 Pearl Harbor is there... And so is Texas. 277 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:19,240 Eventually, I persuade Azamat that we would travel to California 278 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,076 and make our reportings along the way. 279 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:28,082 He insists we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11. 280 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,586 Okay, I'll find another way for us to get there. 281 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,463 My name is Mike. I'm gonna be your driving instructor. 282 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,007 MICHAEL PSENICSKA Perry Hall Driving School 283 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,091 Welcome to our country, okay. 284 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,634 - My name Borat. - Okay, okay. Good, good. 285 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,262 Well, I'm not used to that, but that's fine. 286 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,599 Now, you do know how to drive a little bit? 287 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,226 - Yes. - Yes. Put it in D. 288 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,520 - What? - Drive. 289 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,818 Now, wait a second. Wait a second. 290 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,738 - Have you driven a car before? - Yes, many times. 291 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,156 All right, let's go this way. 292 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,491 I don't want you hitting anybody. 293 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,285 Use two hands, now. 294 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,121 - What? - Two hands. 295 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,374 But then it look like I am holding a Gypsy while he eat my chram. 296 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,836 I don't care. You use two hands when you drive, okay? 297 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,463 Okay. 298 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,094 - Okay. - Watch the children. 299 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,096 Okay, no problem. 300 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,807 You must not hit the children. 301 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,893 Look, there is a woman in a car. 302 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,186 Can we follow her? 303 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,647 - And maybe make sexy-time with her? - No, no, no. 304 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,649 - Let's get her. Why not? - No, no, no. 305 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,861 Because a woman has a right to choose who she has sex with. 306 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,364 - What? You joke? - How about that? Isn't that amazing? 307 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,575 There must be consent. How about that? 308 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,661 That's good, huh? 309 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,622 - Is not good for me. - It is good. 310 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,582 - Steer the car. - Okay. 311 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,085 - You want have a drink? - You can't drink that. 312 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,754 - Why not? What? - It's against the law. 313 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,884 Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us. 314 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,761 - I don't know. - Maybe we'll lose them. 315 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,680 No, we better not lose them. 316 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,725 Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits! 317 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,602 We'll make a right turn up here. 318 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,855 Don't look at me like that. I will eat your shit. 319 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,983 - Hey, you fuck my mother! - Hey, hey. 320 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,610 - No, he do before. He look on me. - You can't do that. 321 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,154 They're gonna throw us in jail, me with you. 322 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,782 Why in a jail? He look on me. 323 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,285 - Behind. - You can't say that. 324 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,953 I like you, do you like me? 325 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:31,539 - I do like you. - You are my friend? 326 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,624 You're nice and I am your friend. 327 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,001 You will be my boyfriend? 328 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,379 - I won't be your boyfriend. - Why not? You do not like me? 329 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,841 I could be. It depends. Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can. 330 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,468 Great success. 331 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,638 Now time to make purchase of motorcars. 332 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:52,018 I want to have a car that attract a woman with a shave down below. 333 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,937 Well, that would be a Corvette or a Hummer. 334 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,188 JIM SELL GM Salesman 335 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,399 We will try to help you out here. 336 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,529 A man yesterday tell me if I buy a car 337 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,823 I must buy one with a pussy magnet. 338 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,783 He means a car that women will like. 339 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,994 Yes, but where you keep this magnet? 340 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,830 No, there's no magnet. That was just... He means the vehicle. 341 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,248 Women love the Hummers. 342 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,834 - Do this have a pussy magnet? - No. 343 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,586 The vehicle itself will be a magnet. 344 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:24,050 If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet? 345 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:28,054 Yeah, but there's no such thing in this country as a magnet. 346 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,974 If this car drive into a group of Gypsy, 347 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,185 will there be any damage to the car? 348 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,188 - It depends on how hard you hit them. - Hard. 349 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,689 Yeah, hard. You might, 350 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,526 if somebody rolls on the windshield, crack your windshield. 351 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,863 How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill him? 352 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,824 Let me tell you something, with this vehicle, probably doing 35, 353 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,369 - 40 miles an hour would do it. - Great. 354 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,122 When I buy my wife, 355 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,376 at the start, she was cook good, 356 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,796 her vagina work well and she strong on plow. 357 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,091 But after three years, when she was 15, 358 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:10,721 then she become weak, her voice become deep, "Borat, Borat." 359 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,725 She receive hair on chest 360 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,312 and her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard. 361 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,523 Huh. Jeez. 362 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:24,819 How do I know that this will not happen with a car? 363 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,155 Chevrolet guarantees that with a warranty. 364 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,117 I like very much buy this Hummers. 365 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,744 - How much is it? - 52,000. 366 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:40,751 I am looking for something between $600 to $650. 367 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,838 We don't have any cars for 650 that you can buy. 368 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,048 I might be able to sell you a wholesale car. 369 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,551 A car with a lot of miles for 700 with no warranty. 370 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:49,885 - Okay. - Come on. 371 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,567 California, I coming! 372 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,913 First stops on our journey was Washington, D.C., 373 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:21,459 home of mighty U.S. warlord, Premier Bush. 374 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,836 Look who has an embassy here! 375 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,381 Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers! 376 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,635 We arrive here to learn from American politic. 377 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:35,848 Azamat arrange interview with Party official from ruling regime. 378 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,099 BOB BARR Former Georgia Congressman 379 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:41,061 - We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes? - I hope so. 380 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:46,233 It is a custom have cheese at the start. 381 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,153 Thank you. 382 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:53,282 My wife, she make this cheese. 383 00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,950 Very nice. 384 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,536 She make it from milk from her tit. 385 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:11,133 After interview, I encounters traditional American street festival. 386 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,513 GAY PRIDE PARADE 387 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:21,602 People here were much more friendly than in New York. 388 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:33,364 Next morning, I interview politician who is a genuine chocolate-face. 389 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:34,990 No makeup. 390 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,283 ALAN KEYES 2-time Republican Presidential Candidate 391 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,702 On Sunday, I arrive in Washington. 392 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,538 There was a parade. 393 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,874 I make two friends from this parade. 394 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,794 I invite them back my hotel room. 395 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:49,505 We drink like normal in Kazakhstan. 396 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,216 We wrestle like normal in Kazakhstan. 397 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:56,470 Then they say, "I wash you in a shower," and he wash me in a shower. 398 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,932 It sounds like you met somebody who is from 399 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:02,351 what is called in America, the gay community. 400 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:05,354 - What it mean, "Gay," this word? - Homosexual. 401 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,856 A homosexual? You mean... 402 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,950 Are you telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus 403 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,827 was a homosexual? 404 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,960 Even though my anus was broken 405 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:32,089 I knew that rest of our journey would be great success. 406 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:35,968 We left Washington and continued towards California. 407 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,720 Howdy, partners! 408 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,849 Yes, minister, we're on schedule. 409 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:45,185 Yes, I'm standing in the middle of Times Square. 410 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,480 It's time to prepare for your TV appearance. 411 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,942 Remember to talk of singing national anthem at rodeo. 412 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,944 Don't worry, I am a TV professional. 413 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:57,281 Now, building our station around you. 414 00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:00,618 This is 16 WAPT News This Morning, 415 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:04,288 named best newscast in the state by the Associated Press. 416 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:07,249 This morning we have a special guest here in the studio. 417 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,376 This is Borhat Sagadiyev. 418 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:13,130 He is traveling across America to get the taste of life here in the United States. 419 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,090 He spent the last few days here. 420 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,469 - Good morning to you. - Hello, my name Borat. Hello. 421 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:20,638 Hello. Thank you. 422 00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:25,684 Before we start, can you tell me, because I want make urines, 423 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:29,063 then I come back here and... 424 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,857 If you tell me one minute before we start... 425 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:35,986 We started. We are actually live on the air right now. 426 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,447 - I am very excite. - Yes. 427 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:43,118 Hello, U.S. and A.! Hello, U.S. and A.! I'm very excite! 428 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,496 I'm very excite to be here. 429 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,081 And hello! 430 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,750 Hello to you as well. 431 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,753 Now, real quickly, why are you here in the United States? 432 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:57,508 Because I want to learn from U.S. and A, 433 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:04,515 your culture, and to understand from how a thing happen 434 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,351 and to take this lesson back to my country. 435 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:10,104 - All right. Would you like to have a seat? - Yes. 436 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,022 Please sit, please sit, please sit. 437 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,566 Now, one of the things that you've enjoyed so much about... 438 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,861 Can I have a microphone so people can hear me? 439 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,322 They can hear you right now. You are miked up. 440 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,116 This right here, that's the microphone. 441 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,993 Hello. Hello, nice meet you. 442 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:29,707 Well, welcome to the United States. Thank you very much for coming on. 443 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,251 When you come to Kazakhstan, 444 00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:35,212 - you can stay in my house. - Well, thank you so much. 445 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:38,006 You can sleep my house and you can use my sister. 446 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,300 Meteorologist Ken Johnson will have the latest 447 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,178 on tropical storm Emily when we return. 448 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,431 Ten seconds, stand by. 449 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:49,601 This is 16 WAPT News This Morning. 450 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,396 Traffic is flowing along smoothly along Interstate 55. 451 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,815 Dry conditions. If you're heading to the north, 452 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,901 not too far away from Attala County, there's some showers there. 453 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,238 Check that out on the radar this morning and... 454 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:04,575 Thank you, very nice for have me. 455 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,118 What your name? 456 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:08,245 We're on air right now doing the weather. 457 00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:10,581 - What your name? - We're doing the weather right now. 458 00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:13,792 Go over here with Adrian. She's calling you to go over here. 459 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,669 - It is a she? - Yes. 460 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,006 - Very nice. - Yeah, go. Go... 461 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,885 - Go over here with... - What is your name? 462 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:24,720 I'm the weather guy. 463 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,015 Okay... 464 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,854 Let's go over to the weather. You can see the radar, right now 465 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:37,483 showing some showers and storms up to the north... 466 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,402 Okay. All right, let me... 467 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,820 Nice to meet you. 468 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:45,032 Showers and storms north of Yazoo City up towards Kosciusko... 469 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,867 Thank you, bye-bye. 470 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,038 You're singing at a rodeo tonight! 471 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,624 Why didn't you mention it? 472 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,335 What can I do, they are not professional. 473 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:01,215 Get a move on, we have 100 miles to go. 474 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:05,636 We welcome you to the 38th annual 475 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,056 Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo. 476 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,413 Of course, every picture that we get back 477 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:34,665 BOBBY ROWE General Manager, Imperial Rodeo 478 00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:40,045 from the terrorists or anything else, the Muslims, they look like you, 479 00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:42,339 - black hair and a black mustache. - Yes. 480 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:46,635 Shave that dadgummed mustache off so you're not so conspicuous. 481 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:49,972 So you look like maybe an Italian or something 482 00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:52,850 as far as when people looking at you. 483 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,394 I see a lot of people and I think, "There's a dadgummed Muslim. 484 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:58,355 "I wonder what kind of bomb he's got strapped to him." 485 00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,816 - Yes. - And you probably aren't a Muslim. 486 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,361 - Maybe that's not your religion. - No, I am a Kazakh. I follow the hawk. 487 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,738 But you look like one of them. 488 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:09,199 This thing gets over with and when we win it 489 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,118 and kick the butts over there 490 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,412 and all of them son-of-a-bucks hanging from the gallows, 491 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:16,623 by that time, you will have proven yourself 492 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,542 and you'll be accepted. 493 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:19,793 - Take care. - Thank you. 494 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,212 - I ain't gonna kiss you. - Why not? 495 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:25,883 The people that do the kissing are the ones that float around like that. 496 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:29,136 - Are they all... - Yeah. Stay away from them that kiss. 497 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,971 - Okay. - You don't want nobody kissing. 498 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:35,100 In my country they take them to jail and finish them. 499 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,810 - Take them and hang them. - Yes. 500 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,813 - That's what we're trying to get done. - High five. 501 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,190 Ladies and gentlemen of Salem, Virginia, 502 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,985 would you please give a warm, American welcome 503 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:48,906 to a gentleman who has come all the way from Kazakhstan 504 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:52,701 and we are honored to have singing our national anthem. 505 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:56,163 Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev. 506 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,134 My name Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. 507 00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:14,598 Can I say first, we support your war of terror. 508 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:22,272 May we show our support to our boys in Iraq. 509 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:29,029 May U.S. and A. kill every single terrorist. 510 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,662 May your George Bush drink the blood 511 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:40,540 of every single man, woman and child of Iraq. 512 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,000 Yeah! 513 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:48,090 May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years 514 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:52,177 not even a single lizard will survive in their desert. 515 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,514 To show our friendship, 516 00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:59,351 I now will sing our Kazakh national anthem 517 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:02,145 to the tune of your national anthem. 518 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:04,564 Please stand. 519 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:09,736 Kazakhstan is the greatest 520 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,990 Country in the world 521 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:16,034 All other countries 522 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:19,788 Are run by little girls 523 00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:22,833 Kazakhstan is number one 524 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:26,420 Exporter of potassium 525 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:30,048 Other Central Asian countries 526 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,510 Have inferior potassium 527 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:36,847 Kazakhstan is the greatest 528 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:39,558 Country in the world 529 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,935 All other countries 530 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,563 Is the home of the gays 531 00:33:56,534 --> 00:34:00,037 We nearly died last night. This journey is cursed. 532 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,414 We should have stayed in New York. 533 00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:04,082 l was sad. 534 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,835 The rodeo peoples did not like me. 535 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,588 What if Pamela did not like me too? 536 00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:13,300 We needed something to change our fortunes. 537 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,343 Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village. 538 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,931 Let us extract some of their tears so we can remove the curse. 539 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:24,019 Do not fear me, Gypsy, all I want from you is your tears. 540 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:26,938 Please give them to me or I will take them. 541 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:28,940 I'm not a Gypsy. 542 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,152 I'm a Midwestern farmer's daughter. Americana. 543 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,988 You have many treasures. Who did you rob for this? 544 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,532 We didn't rob them. They came from the house. 545 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,202 I will look in your treasures, Gypsy. 546 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,955 Is this understood? I will look on them. 547 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,749 Please do. 548 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,463 Who is this lady you have shrunk? 549 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:54,424 Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? 550 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,885 There's a couple more child's dolls. 551 00:34:56,969 --> 00:35:00,555 Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. I serious. 552 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,724 - These are your spells? - No. 553 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:05,727 There's a good one, The Millionaire Mindset. 554 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,480 There you go. 555 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:10,899 - Baywatch. - Baywatch? 556 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:18,824 It means she love me. 557 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,162 Azamat! 558 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,832 Azamat, great success! I've got the tears. 559 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,333 Onwards to California! 560 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,127 Let's go. 561 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:31,461 What's that you've got there? 562 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,630 It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 563 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,521 Are we going the right way? 564 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,524 - I don't know, this map is from 1917. - Where the hell are we? 565 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,322 Hey, stop that goddamn van! 566 00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:03,577 Hey, baby, want to go out? Wanna go out, honey? 567 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,333 I'm going to stop and ask. 568 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,420 No, no, no, keep going. Keep going. 569 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,717 I need the direction to California, please. 570 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:20,635 - To California? - You a long way from home. 571 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,263 Who you with, man? Who you with, who you with? 572 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:27,851 I travel with my friend, Azamat Bagatov. We travel across the country. 573 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:31,730 You can't be talking all that. You gotta be talking English right here. 574 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:34,983 You look like Michael Jackson, Beat lt. 575 00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:36,943 Man, you better... 576 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:42,908 I like you peoples. Can you teach me how to dress? 577 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,784 How can I be like you? 578 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,037 You need to let them jeans down. 579 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,371 Pull them down? 580 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,207 Don't pull them down like... 581 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,250 - Like a ho? - No, no, no. 582 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,211 - Like a this? - Yeah. 583 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,671 But don't show your Huggies though, man. 584 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:59,174 What the hell? Is that fishnet? 585 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:02,135 No, no, no, these are my antipants. 586 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,680 - What kind of music you listen to? - I like very much Corky Bucek. 587 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,307 You know Corky Bucek? 588 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,393 No, no, no. 589 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:14,231 You got to lick it before you stick it. 590 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,400 Can you teach me speak like you? 591 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:18,693 What you trying to say? 592 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:22,113 - How you say, "How do you do?" - What's up with it? 593 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:23,990 - What's that with it? - Yeah. 594 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,827 Pull over and let's see if we can stay here. 595 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:38,421 What's up with it, vanilla-face? 596 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,591 Me and my homey, Azamat, just parked our slab outside. 597 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:42,759 Please. 598 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:46,596 We are looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. 599 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:49,432 So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. 600 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,310 We just a couple of pimps, no ho's. 601 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,688 - Sir, you gotta leave. - Okay. 602 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:58,108 Leave now or we're gonna call the cops and we'll have you taken out. 603 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:02,570 We can't stay here, they are player haters. 604 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,081 - Hi. Hello. - You have a room for tonight? 605 00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:15,166 Oh, yes. Yes, definitely. 606 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,377 - Come on in. - Great. 607 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:19,796 Your friend also. 608 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,342 A beautiful house, this. 609 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:27,512 All the paintings in the house, I did. 610 00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:28,847 What is this man? 611 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:33,852 This is a Yemenite Jew and he's working on a piece of jewelry. 612 00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:39,065 They, Yemenites, were also jewelers. 613 00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:41,526 Why you have a picture of a Jew? 614 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:46,906 Because I'm Jewish, so I have lots of pictures of Jews. 615 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,623 This is the room and... 616 00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:01,171 - Do you need two pillows? - Yes. 617 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:03,590 Great. Thank you. Lovely place. 618 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:09,095 - They're Jews. - I know that now. 619 00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:11,181 They'll kill us. We need to escape. 620 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,864 - Wait, wait. - Okay. 621 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,117 Hello. 622 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,245 - How are you? - Great. 623 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,955 You guys getting settled in? 624 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,708 This is a special sandwich for you. 625 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:43,421 I not so hungry. He can eat this. 626 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:44,714 He fat. 627 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,966 No, no. 628 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,052 - You gonna eat, because... - Take a half. 629 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:51,846 - Take a half and then you'll see. - Take a half. 630 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,515 Yeah. I not so hungry. 631 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:55,392 You eat a little bit. 632 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:03,233 Go ahead and eat something because you're hungry. 633 00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:04,401 Yes. 634 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:15,703 I don't want to see you go hungry. 635 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:18,331 What is this picture over here? 636 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:19,999 Okay... 637 00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:29,426 It is 3:00 in the morning. 638 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,387 I am in a nest of Jews. 639 00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:35,014 They have cleverly shifted their shapes. 640 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:39,185 One of them has taken the form of a little old woman. 641 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,188 You can barely see her horns. 642 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,151 She have tried to poison me already. 643 00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:48,945 These rats are very clever. 644 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:58,121 Look, the Jews have shifted their shapes. 645 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,000 OK, OK. How much shall I give them? 646 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:04,794 I don't know... 647 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:08,047 More. Give them more. 648 00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:12,719 Go. Go. 649 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:30,320 Let's go back to New York, at least there's no Jews there. 650 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:32,155 Calm down. We'll keep heading to California. 651 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,115 Why California? What's so special about California? 652 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,492 We are going to California! 653 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,910 And get killed on the way? 654 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:41,664 Relax, Azamat! I will get us protection. 655 00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:47,253 What is the best gun to defend from a Jew? 656 00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:54,427 I would recommend either a 9 millimeter or a .45. 657 00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:58,932 Very nice. 658 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:05,230 It like I movie star, Dirty Harold. 659 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:08,066 - Yes, sir. - Come on and make my day, Jew. 660 00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:14,030 But he would not sell me gun since I not American. 661 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,449 So I look for other protection. 662 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,661 MUNCH RANCH Exotic Animal Dealer 663 00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:23,581 - What type of dog is this? - This is a tortoise. 664 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,292 Is this a cat in a hat? 665 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,670 No, it's a tortoise in a shell. 666 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:30,505 Yes. 667 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,966 I need animal for protection. 668 00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:35,260 What you have for me? 669 00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:03,329 We're safe. Now we continue to California. 670 00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:05,540 High five! 671 00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:07,333 Great! Nice. 672 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,850 Switch it off. 673 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,268 It so annoying! 674 00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:45,079 Happy times. We were safe and well on our way to Pamela. 675 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:47,707 It was time to get back to work. 676 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:54,756 Kazakhstan needs to learn about American fine dining. 677 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:57,967 First, a lady will teach you southern manners. 678 00:43:58,177 --> 00:43:59,469 How long have I got? 679 00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:03,556 An hour. Then you have dinner date with high society. 680 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,852 Hello and nice meet you. 681 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:10,521 Hello, it's so nice to meet you. Welcome to America. 682 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:11,856 KATHIE B. MARTIN Etiquette Coach 683 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:16,944 Will you please teach me how to dine like gentleman? 684 00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:19,572 Of course, I'll be happy to. 685 00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,827 Is it polite to greet people when I make entry? 686 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:25,995 THE MAGNOLIA MANSION Dining Society 687 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,413 Yes, it is. 688 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,917 - Let me introduce you around. - Yes. 689 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:34,295 - You're gonna have to... - I'm Mike. Mike Jared. 690 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,924 Hello, I'm Bethany Weston. 691 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,258 - Lovely to see you. - Nice. 692 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,178 - How you do? - How do you do? My name's Ben. 693 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:50,603 Should I pay interest in peoples around the table-sides? 694 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,146 Yes. 695 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:55,692 And, if it is a big table, a very long table, 696 00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:58,027 you might want to restrict your conversation... 697 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:01,364 - Yes. - ...to people right in your vicinity. 698 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,991 - Very nice. - So you are not yelling. 699 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:09,997 What do you do? 700 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,875 - I'm the pastor of a church. - Yes. 701 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,713 - What do you do? - I have spent years in construction. 702 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:20,133 I'm recently retired. 703 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,677 - You are retard? - Yes. 704 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,929 Physical or mental? 705 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:29,392 - Retired. - No, no, not retarded. 706 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,978 - I don't work anymore. - Stopped working. 707 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:35,982 It's very good you allow retard 708 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:39,902 to eat with you in the same place. 709 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:43,156 That's not what we're saying about this man. 710 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:47,577 He is not what you would refer to as retard. 711 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:51,080 - No. - No, no. Not at all. 712 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,791 Do you have a telephone in this village? 713 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,501 Of course. 714 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:04,927 Should I show photos of my family? 715 00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:07,847 You have photos of your family? Wonderful. 716 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,684 This my favorite son, Huey Lewis. 717 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:14,270 - Okay. - Yes. 718 00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:16,230 - He looks happy. - Yes. 719 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,817 He very strong. 720 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:23,780 - My goodness, is that him holding you? - Yes. Very strong. 721 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:28,534 He grow three centimeter. He now 17 centimeter long. 722 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:35,416 I'm not sure I would show these photos of him without clothes on. 723 00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:39,420 Should I pay compliments to the peoples? 724 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:44,383 Yes, but only if you truly agree with that compliment. 725 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:48,513 You have a very gentle face 726 00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:52,767 - and a very erotic physique. - Thank you. 727 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:54,727 - You're correct. - Yes. 728 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,729 That's a very good observation. 729 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,815 She is your wife? 730 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:00,691 Nope. That's my wife. 731 00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:06,697 In my country, they would go crazy for these two. 732 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:08,199 Not so much. 733 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:18,084 What should I say if I need to go to the shit hole? 734 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,878 You mean to the restroom? 735 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,507 - To the place to make the shit. - The bathroom? Okay. What you... 736 00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:26,425 Not to bath. To make dirt from anus. 737 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,387 - Not a bath, right. The toilet. - The brown... 738 00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:32,348 - Where you make... You understand? - Yes. Yes. 739 00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:34,642 - Bad? Bad thing from it. - Yes. 740 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,186 Brown. 741 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:41,440 What you do is you say, "Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom." 742 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:47,363 Excuse me, is it possible to go and do a, you know... 743 00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:49,949 - To be excused? - How you say in the, you know... 744 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:52,869 Upstairs. Just say, "Excuse me a moment." 745 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:56,664 - I need to go, what you say... - That works. Thank you. 746 00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,917 - Can you go upstairs? - Yes, thank you. 747 00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:05,089 I think that the cultural differences are vast... 748 00:48:05,173 --> 00:48:08,092 - Exactly. - ...and I think he's a delightful man 749 00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:14,307 and it wouldn't take very much time for him to really become Americanized. 750 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,434 Thank you very much. I feel much better. 751 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,728 - Cindy, where shall I put this? - Just... 752 00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:20,897 Where should I put this? 753 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,278 Maybe in the other restroom down here. 754 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:28,613 In the... 755 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:33,159 Excuse me... Excuse me for just a moment, please. 756 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:37,747 You roll off like this 757 00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:41,459 and you wipe your bottom and you put the paper... Look. 758 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,419 - You, wipe mine? - No, I don't. You do. 759 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:47,590 - This is a very private thing. - The host cleans the anus of the other? 760 00:48:47,674 --> 00:48:51,928 No, no, no. Nobody touches you, except you. 761 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:54,722 Can I bring a guest to dinner? 762 00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:58,601 If you have been invited to a home or to a party... 763 00:48:58,685 --> 00:49:02,605 - Yes. - ...it is acceptable to bring a guest 764 00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,733 - if you ask your host in advance. - Yes. 765 00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:07,944 General Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee. 766 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:12,782 - I think this my friend. Hello? - Hi, I'm looking for Borat. 767 00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:15,034 - Yes, it's me. - Oh, hi, honey. 768 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:18,454 - I'm Luenell. Hi, hi. - Hello, nice to meet you. 769 00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:20,748 - This my friend, Luenell. - Hi. 770 00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:23,626 Oh, okay... 771 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,630 You all having a dinner party. 772 00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:31,509 Well, we were. I don't know exactly what all that we're doing... 773 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:35,596 - It is getting very, very late. - Excuse me, I'm going to have to go. 774 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:38,391 - Okay. Very nice. - It's getting very, very late 775 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:41,644 and it's time that, you know, 776 00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:45,314 we were ending our dinner party and everything. 777 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:48,317 - I apologize... - But can't she come for desserts? 778 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,903 Absolutely not, and neither can you. 779 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,239 - The sheriff is on his way. - I hope so. 780 00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:55,074 I've already called them. 781 00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:58,202 Why you call police? Have the retard escaped? 782 00:50:01,623 --> 00:50:05,209 I want say I very sorry how they treat you in this house. 783 00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:06,836 Thank you. 784 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,589 I was thinking maybe I'd just take the night off. 785 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,842 Why don't we just go out and have some fun? 786 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:15,136 What do you think about that? 787 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,388 You want to come with us? 788 00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:18,723 Up yours! 789 00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:31,736 Hi! My name Borat. 790 00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:34,280 - This my friend, Luenell. - Hi, Luenell. 791 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:36,365 She is a prostitute. 792 00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:56,844 You were funny on that bull. 793 00:50:56,928 --> 00:50:59,889 Everybody almost see your underpants. 794 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:02,099 I never rode a bull before. 795 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:10,066 Well, you wanna... You wanna come in for a little while? 796 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:13,235 I would like very much 797 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,405 but I in love with a woman in Malibu. 798 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:19,116 It would not be nice to her for me to... 799 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:23,829 Okay, well, if you're ever in town again, this way, you know, look me up. 800 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:27,208 If I ever in town again, Luenell, 801 00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:29,960 I would very much like to pay you for sex. 802 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:31,170 Okay. 803 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,215 Good night, Luenells. 804 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,966 Good night, Borat. 805 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:47,186 You say my name right. Borat. 806 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:49,980 People say Borak or Billy or Bob. 807 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:52,733 Bye. 808 00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:09,667 "Pamela is a fairly simple girl, she recently explained. 809 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:14,797 "'There's not a whole lot of logic in the way I live my life. 810 00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:16,882 "'I am very spontaneous."' 811 00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:19,677 I'm very spontaneous too. 812 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:42,449 I needed a gift to give to Pamela 813 00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,911 so that she would grant me entry into her vagina. 814 00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:51,876 Therefore, I convinced Azamat to let me film a report in an American store. 815 00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:56,922 Don't spend more than $3. We're low on money. 816 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,676 This your shops? 817 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,803 Right, this is my antique shop. 818 00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:05,931 Why do you have so many things with a flag? 819 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,142 We're honoring our heritage. 820 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:12,188 Now, what in here? What is this? 821 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:14,148 These are a number of collectibles. 822 00:53:14,232 --> 00:53:17,902 I mean, this is a lamp that, you know, you would use in your home. 823 00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:21,572 This is a Chinese cloisonné bell. 824 00:53:21,656 --> 00:53:25,576 And this is a little decorative duck. 825 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:28,746 And do you think, you know, when they... 826 00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:34,793 I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. 827 00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:41,884 - We need help, baby. - No, it's okay. 828 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,472 I sorry. 829 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:53,479 Sorry. I will repair all of this. 830 00:53:54,147 --> 00:53:58,734 Don't worry. My friend, he can make glue and... 831 00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:02,238 I don't think you're gonna be able to glue it. You're gonna have to pay for it. 832 00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,241 Okay, I have a digital watch from the future. 833 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:08,202 I will give you. Is worth more than all of this. 834 00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:10,913 You broke $425 worth of stuff. 835 00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:14,875 160, 170, 180. 836 00:54:16,169 --> 00:54:18,879 - That's not enough. - Do you want hair... 837 00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:20,756 No, I don't want any damn hair. 838 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,133 This is best hair in Kazakhstan. Feel the quality. 839 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,760 I don't want your damn hair. 840 00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:28,430 This is hair from pubis. I can get 2,000 bags by next Friday. 841 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,100 We don't use that stuff in this country. 842 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:32,977 Have you offered them pubic hair? 843 00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,770 Yes! 844 00:54:34,854 --> 00:54:36,855 Just give me another 20. 845 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,274 It was a mistake. 846 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,566 You screwed up again. 847 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:40,901 I didn't see the truck. 848 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,112 - I slipped on it and that was it. - Only an idiot could do this. 849 00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:47,449 Would you have believed this if I had told you? All right. Go. Go. Go. 850 00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:55,541 You've ruined this documentary and almost bankrupt us. 851 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:58,127 So call the ministry and get more money. 852 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:01,297 What? If I did that, they would kill us! 853 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:06,343 California had better be as good as you say, or we're finished. 854 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,657 You bastard. 855 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,160 What's the matter with you? 856 00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:34,413 How dare you make hand-party over Pamela. 857 00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:37,041 Why do you care who I pleasure myself to? 858 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:39,043 Because I love this woman. 859 00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:42,296 She's the reason we travel to California! 860 00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:44,214 What? You lied to me! 861 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,175 You lied about California! 862 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,984 Eat my asshole! 863 00:57:18,351 --> 00:57:20,060 Holy... 864 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:22,354 Okay. 865 00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:49,673 We have a special guest here this evening. Ruth Feiner is here. 866 00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:51,258 MORTGAGE BROKERS ANNUAL BANQUET 867 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,328 Get the fuck out of here! 868 00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:32,049 So bad news. 869 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:35,594 Azamat have leave. 870 00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:39,598 I wake up, he disappear 871 00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:44,436 and he take Oxana, my bear. 872 00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:46,271 Our bear. 873 00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:50,108 And he also decide to take all money 874 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,444 and also my passport. 875 00:58:56,241 --> 00:59:01,370 And he leave me 876 00:59:01,454 --> 00:59:05,290 only this bag, with a hen 877 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:14,299 and ticket to Kazakhstan. 878 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,135 But no passport. 879 00:59:19,347 --> 00:59:23,016 But at least he is 880 00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:25,644 man enough to leave me 881 00:59:32,151 --> 00:59:33,777 my beautiful. 882 00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:39,825 Which I have cleaned since last night. 883 00:59:43,329 --> 00:59:47,457 And I have decide to 884 00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,835 continue making documentary. 885 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,589 Make it without Azamat. 886 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,424 I think it will be better 887 00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:58,969 and we will have more success without him. 888 01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:38,175 I only want 17 cents, please. 889 01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:07,496 I had no car, no money and no Azamat. 890 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:09,539 The only thing keep me going 891 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:13,585 was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms 892 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,963 and then making romance explosion on her stomach. 893 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:29,309 Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings with group of young scholars 894 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,645 also traveling across country. 895 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:34,690 FRATERNITY BROTHERS Univ. of S. Carolina 896 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:38,026 - How you doing? How you doing? - Where the fuck are you from, baby? 897 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,611 I am from Kazakhstan. 898 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,656 - Welcome to fucking America! - Hey, have a seat. Let's go. 899 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,367 - What's your name? - Anthony. 900 01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:46,868 - Anthony? - Yes. 901 01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:48,704 - Anthony. - And Justin. 902 01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:51,707 - Justin. - And David. 903 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,166 - David. - Bartender Dave. 904 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:54,710 Very nice. 905 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:57,379 - Can you open this, please? - Oh, sure. 906 01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,675 Thank you very much. 907 01:02:01,759 --> 01:02:05,887 So you like the bitches out there in the fucking old Russia, there? 908 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,723 - What? - The bitches in old Russia. 909 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,474 How are the women? 910 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:12,686 The fucking ho's, baby! The fucking girls! 911 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:14,563 - You fuck the shit out of them! - Yes! 912 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:16,022 Then you never call them again. 913 01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:19,818 Why you don't call them? Because they do not have a telephone, yes? 914 01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,361 No, not because of that. 915 01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:24,030 They don't have my respect, you know? I mean... 916 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:26,783 So, what are you doing here in America? 917 01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:31,621 They film me travel across U.S. and A. 918 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:35,208 I don't know what you're saying, man, but that's cool! 919 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,918 Let's get drunk! 920 01:02:37,503 --> 01:02:39,296 - Yes! High five! - High five! 921 01:02:43,634 --> 01:02:45,719 This is America in a bottle. 922 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:51,016 - Oh, baby! - Oh, baby! 923 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:53,935 - Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby! - Oh, the baby! 924 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,021 Suck, suck, suck! 925 01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:03,612 Let me tell you game we play. 926 01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:05,280 Can I hear a game you play? 927 01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:09,075 We play a game called "When the snake eat the pig." 928 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,162 - When the snake eat the huh? - The snake eat the pig. 929 01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:15,540 - You get a baby mouse, very small... - Baby mouse? 930 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:22,255 ...and you put a bit of cheese in hole of your chram, until it go inside. 931 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:23,757 That is too crazy for me. 932 01:03:23,841 --> 01:03:26,593 I'll do it. I don't give a fuck, I'll do it. 933 01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:28,887 Let me ask you this. 934 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:33,183 Are woman... Are women your slaves in Russia? 935 01:03:33,726 --> 01:03:35,894 No. Do you have slaves here? 936 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:37,729 - We wish. We wish. - No slaves. 937 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:40,023 - It is a shame. - Hey, Borat. 938 01:03:40,107 --> 01:03:41,191 Big shame. Big shame. 939 01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:42,776 It would be better country if... 940 01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:45,695 Yes, it'd be better country. We should have slaves. 941 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:49,032 Our country, the minorities actually have more power. 942 01:03:49,116 --> 01:03:53,703 Anyone that is minority has the upper hand. 943 01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:58,041 We have the Jews. We have anybody that's against the mainstream. 944 01:03:58,125 --> 01:04:01,002 - Do you want to see my new wife? - Yes! 945 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,796 This my new wife. 946 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:05,882 - Pamela! - You know her? 947 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:07,592 Pamela! I know of Pamela. 948 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:10,136 I will take her virgin for the first time. 949 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,973 - I am going to put this shit on. - Put it on. 950 01:04:13,057 --> 01:04:15,225 Borat, Borat. We have a lot to talk about. 951 01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:17,435 I will take her virgin. I will uncork her. 952 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,647 Borat, Borat. She is no virgin, Borat. 953 01:04:20,731 --> 01:04:22,732 - Is not true. - She is no virgin, buddy. 954 01:04:22,817 --> 01:04:26,152 Is not true. Liar! Liar, liar, your panties on fire. 955 01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:27,779 Borat, shut up. 956 01:04:28,781 --> 01:04:31,992 Small Jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht. 957 01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:33,451 What she do? 958 01:04:34,453 --> 01:04:37,038 - She's sucking some dick, man. - You see her sucking dick? 959 01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:38,415 This is not her. 960 01:04:38,499 --> 01:04:42,544 I guarantee you that shit's gonna happen. Don't worry about it. 961 01:04:42,628 --> 01:04:45,589 - That's her, Borat. Sorry. - Borat, that's her. 962 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,173 This is not her. 963 01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:48,884 It's her. I'm sorry. 964 01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:51,219 - I'm sure it's her. - I go. 965 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:53,221 - No, no, no. - Titty bar. 966 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:55,098 Come here. 967 01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:56,933 You're my man. You're my man. 968 01:04:57,018 --> 01:04:59,686 I do not know why she is trying to do this. 969 01:04:59,770 --> 01:05:01,605 Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy. 970 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:05,275 We love you. We'll remember you always. Like I taught you. 971 01:05:05,359 --> 01:05:08,028 Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 972 01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:10,655 You're in America now. You'll make it. 973 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,407 You... You keep going, okay? 974 01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:15,452 You are bigger than a woman. You are better than a woman. 975 01:05:15,536 --> 01:05:16,912 We will always be behind you. 976 01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:20,290 - Do not let a woman ever, ever... - We'll always be... 977 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,001 ...make you who you are. 978 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:25,003 - Goodbye, my friends. - Goodbye. 979 01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:06,252 My ticket. 980 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:14,219 How will I get home? 981 01:06:23,562 --> 01:06:25,271 I sorry, my friend. 982 01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:35,991 Go. 983 01:06:37,034 --> 01:06:38,076 Go. 984 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:41,496 Run to freedom. 985 01:06:42,456 --> 01:06:45,125 Go! Go and live your life! 986 01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:37,761 Come on! 987 01:07:39,930 --> 01:07:42,057 It is good to be here. 988 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:43,516 CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING U.S. Congressman 989 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:47,479 This is my 10th Pentecostal camp meeting. A decade. 990 01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:51,649 The bottom line is, we're a Christian nation now, 991 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:52,901 JIM SMITH Chief Justice, State Supreme Court 992 01:07:52,985 --> 01:07:54,903 we were one in the beginning 993 01:07:54,987 --> 01:07:59,449 and we gonna always be a Christian nation until the good Lord returns. Amen. 994 01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:04,454 I didn't evolve out of a monkey. 995 01:08:04,538 --> 01:08:07,749 I didn't use to be a tadpole. I is what I is. 996 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:09,417 Praise you, Jesus. 997 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:13,588 The Bible says that God was manifest in the flesh 998 01:08:13,672 --> 01:08:15,715 and believed on in the world. 999 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,844 I got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh. 1000 01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:30,146 I don't care what the devil's done to you or what he's trying to do. 1001 01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:32,816 All you gotta do is step out of that aisle now 1002 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,943 and make your way down to this altar. 1003 01:08:35,027 --> 01:08:37,362 Let's have a little old-time church right now. 1004 01:08:37,446 --> 01:08:40,573 I need somebody to pray with me right now. Come on, sir! 1005 01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:44,452 The blood over my neighbor. I bleed the blood over my church. 1006 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:50,208 I want you to help me, save me, please. 1007 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,585 Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here, 1008 01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:55,130 standing right next to me, his name is Bolak. 1009 01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:59,551 Would you greet him with a great big Jesus name for just a couple of minutes? 1010 01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:01,010 Thank you. 1011 01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:04,180 I have no friends. 1012 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,307 I am alone in this country. 1013 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:07,934 Nobody like me. 1014 01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:10,103 My only friend, Azamat, 1015 01:09:10,187 --> 01:09:14,023 he take my money and my bear and he leave me alone. 1016 01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:15,567 Not only this. 1017 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:19,863 The woman I love, the reason I travel across the country, 1018 01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:23,491 she have do something terrible on a boat, 1019 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,536 - and now I can never forgive her. - You have to. 1020 01:09:26,620 --> 01:09:29,789 Is there anybody who can help me? 1021 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:33,126 Yes. The one that can help you is who we preached about tonight. 1022 01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:35,962 - Jesus. - Do Jesus like me? 1023 01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:38,631 Absolutely, Jesus loves you. 1024 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:42,177 Do Jesus like my sons? 1025 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:43,553 Jesus loves your sons. 1026 01:09:43,637 --> 01:09:46,472 Do Jesus love my retard brother, Bilo? 1027 01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:48,016 He loves your brother, Bilo. 1028 01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:52,270 Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay? 1029 01:09:52,354 --> 01:09:53,855 Yes. He loves everybody. 1030 01:09:53,939 --> 01:09:56,858 Nobody love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. 1031 01:09:58,777 --> 01:10:01,779 Can Jesus heal the pain that is in my heart? 1032 01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:05,033 Jesus can heal your pain in your heart. 1033 01:10:05,117 --> 01:10:08,119 Make him heal the pain that is in my heart. 1034 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:11,164 - Lift your hands and begin to worship. - Lift your hands. 1035 01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:15,001 Would you lift your hands with him as we pray in the name of Jesus. 1036 01:10:15,085 --> 01:10:16,878 - God, forgive me of my sins. - God, forgive me... 1037 01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:19,422 - Forgive me, God. Cleanse me. - Cleanse me. 1038 01:10:19,506 --> 01:10:21,883 Cleanse me, Lord, in the name of Jesus. 1039 01:10:23,802 --> 01:10:25,929 Yeah, let that tongue go. Here it comes. 1040 01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:28,556 We're gonna speak in other tongues. 1041 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:30,475 Let that tongue go. 1042 01:10:31,602 --> 01:10:33,811 Yes, God. Yes, God. Yes, God. 1043 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,652 Yes! Yes! 1044 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:03,299 I will forgive Pamela and I will go to California. 1045 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:06,261 I will go to Malibu with me and my friend, Mr. Jesus 1046 01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:08,179 and together we will take her! 1047 01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:19,148 I took a bus to Los Angeles with some friends of Mr. Jesus. 1048 01:11:19,733 --> 01:11:21,693 Finally, I had arrived. 1049 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,779 Happy times. 1050 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:49,220 Marilyn. 1051 01:11:50,055 --> 01:11:51,222 Azamat? 1052 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,308 You traitor! 1053 01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:54,559 Look, I can explain. 1054 01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:57,645 You attack me. My mustache still taste of your testes! 1055 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:58,980 Calm down. Let me explain. 1056 01:11:59,064 --> 01:12:00,690 What did you do with the bear? 1057 01:12:00,774 --> 01:12:03,401 She ran off. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1058 01:12:03,610 --> 01:12:05,903 Hey! Fuck off, Death! 1059 01:12:06,071 --> 01:12:07,655 You need to calm yourself! 1060 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,407 You have to calm down! 1061 01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:16,706 Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into. 1062 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:23,838 I had not come to Hollywood to fight a man dressed as Hitler. 1063 01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:28,259 l had come to make Pamela Andersons my wife. 1064 01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:31,054 So I forgave Azamat. 1065 01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:35,099 I knew you'd make it here, Borat. 1066 01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:38,853 I felt so bad that I prepare this for you. 1067 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:44,942 It's everything I could find on Pamela. 1068 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:51,783 Last Friday she appeared for a group who are against cruelty to animals. 1069 01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,118 Against cruelty to animals? 1070 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:04,379 And tomorrow she's doing a signing. 1071 01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:06,798 She wrote a book. 1072 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,595 What? A woman has written a book? 1073 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:15,598 Dr. Yamak would never believe this. 1074 01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:16,724 I know. 1075 01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,938 We will go to this historical event, 1076 01:13:22,022 --> 01:13:23,815 and I will marry Pamela there... 1077 01:13:24,149 --> 01:13:27,235 ...but in the traditional Kazakhi way. 1078 01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:30,822 Azamat, let's prepare the wedding sack. 1079 01:13:32,157 --> 01:13:34,283 You forgive me, yes? 1080 01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:36,953 Yes. 1081 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:52,844 Having learned many lessons from U.S. and A, 1082 01:13:52,928 --> 01:13:56,889 I will now teach America how to have a wedding Kazakhi-style. 1083 01:13:57,891 --> 01:13:59,851 You find more. 1084 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:10,528 PAMELA ANDERSON AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA 1085 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:22,623 Very excite. Very excite. 1086 01:14:37,681 --> 01:14:40,183 Hi. Hi, everyone. 1087 01:14:41,852 --> 01:14:43,895 I love you. 1088 01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:45,563 It is me, Borat. 1089 01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:49,442 - Well, thanks for coming, you guys. - Thank you! 1090 01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:57,825 I love Pamela Anderson. 1091 01:14:57,910 --> 01:14:59,368 - Really? - Yes. 1092 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:06,000 Go ahead. 1093 01:15:06,793 --> 01:15:08,169 - Hi. - Hello. 1094 01:15:08,253 --> 01:15:09,504 Make it out to someone? 1095 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,464 My name Borat Sagdiyev. 1096 01:15:11,548 --> 01:15:14,175 I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev, 1097 01:15:14,259 --> 01:15:16,677 and Boltak, the rapist. 1098 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,555 I former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev 1099 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,432 who was daughter of Miriam Tulyakbay 1100 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,559 and Boltak, the rapist. 1101 01:15:25,062 --> 01:15:28,523 I make this for you, this... 1102 01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:30,525 There are our name. 1103 01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:35,321 My name... Your name, Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev. 1104 01:15:35,405 --> 01:15:37,031 Here's today's date. 1105 01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:41,410 And this say that it is today's date, our wedding, 1106 01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,621 and then this inside is silk. 1107 01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:46,374 Pamela, will you marry me? 1108 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:48,209 No, thanks. I'm sorry. 1109 01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:49,961 No. Agreement not necessary. 1110 01:15:53,006 --> 01:15:55,299 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1111 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:02,306 Get off! 1112 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:06,561 - Get your own wife! - Fucking shit! 1113 01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:08,646 Come on, get her! 1114 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:10,690 Wait, Pamela. 1115 01:16:10,774 --> 01:16:13,401 Don't worry, I nervous too! 1116 01:16:13,485 --> 01:16:15,278 Pamela, wait. 1117 01:16:15,362 --> 01:16:17,321 Pamela, I will give you your own plow. 1118 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:20,491 Get out of the way! Watch out, watch out. 1119 01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:29,125 - Get on the ground. - Hands behind your back. 1120 01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,460 - Okay. Pamela... - We're gonna stand you up. 1121 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:34,338 - Bring your knees up. - All right. 1122 01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:39,969 Pamela, I am not attracted to you anymore! 1123 01:16:41,638 --> 01:16:42,680 Not! 1124 01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:53,107 l was humiliated. 1125 01:16:53,191 --> 01:16:55,943 It was time for me to return to New York, 1126 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:59,530 where a ticket was waiting for me to fly back home. 1127 01:17:00,365 --> 01:17:05,536 While I sat on the bus, I thought of my journey over the past three weeks. 1128 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:08,122 The great times. 1129 01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:10,541 The good times. 1130 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,002 And the shit times. 1131 01:17:13,086 --> 01:17:15,963 Mainly, they were shit times. 1132 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:20,301 l had come to America to learn lessons for Kazakhstan 1133 01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:22,386 but what had I learned? 1134 01:17:24,681 --> 01:17:26,724 Suddenly, I realized. 1135 01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:33,731 I had learned that if you chase a dream, 1136 01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:36,901 especially one with plastic chests, 1137 01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:40,780 you can miss the real beauty in front of your eyes. 1138 01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:47,828 Hi. 1139 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:52,750 8 MONTHS LATER 1140 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:58,005 Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek. 1141 01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:02,259 Since I return, there have been much improvements. 1142 01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:05,054 We no longer have Running of the Jew. 1143 01:18:05,138 --> 01:18:08,099 It's cruel. We Christians now. 1144 01:18:13,063 --> 01:18:14,855 Doltan improve too. 1145 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,066 Hey, Doltan. High five! 1146 01:18:18,985 --> 01:18:20,444 Great. 1147 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,071 Come my house. 1148 01:18:25,158 --> 01:18:27,743 There Nursultan Tulyakbay. 1149 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:29,870 He still asshole. 1150 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:31,539 I get iPod. 1151 01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:33,624 He only get iPod Mini. 1152 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,835 Everybody know it for girls. 1153 01:18:36,336 --> 01:18:37,628 Come. 1154 01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:43,134 And this my beautiful wife. 1155 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,596 Thank you for watch my film. 1156 01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:49,515 I hope you like. 1157 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,020 English - US